Library Rant #2: Strange bookmarks and other wild things

bacon bookmark

My time at the library has been a learning experience everyday I’m shocked and amazed at the things that I find in the drop box or in our books. With a grand total of four employees (yes, 4), we have a VERY close relationship with our patrons so it’s sometimes difficult (or feels impossible) to say, “Hey you left your ____ in one of our books. Here’s a bookmark to use next time.” LOL

Some of the items we’ve discovered in the past few years have blown my mind, freaked me out, and in some cases, left me speechless.

Here’s my list of weird items found in books/drop box:

(This list is subject to increase with absolutely insane items)

  1. Vintage bookmarks
  2. Photographs (family, pets, etc) (thankfully, no nudes… yet)
  3. Toilet paper (unused. Thanks be to all that is good and proper in the world)
  4. Peel-off strip from a feminine napkin. (gross)
  5. Insurance papers
  6. Bank statements
  7. Prisoner I.D.s
  8. Airline ticket stubs
  9. Payroll receipts
  10. Half smoked joint (of the illegal variety) (speechless)
  11. Roaches (dead…thank goodness)
  12. Chip crumbs
  13. Bubble gum and assorted candy wrappers
  14. Recipes
  15. Hallmark cards
  16. Postcards (from various years)
  17. Kleenex (used) (can we say gross?)
  18. Probation appt slips
  19. Medical bills
  20. Medicaid and Food stamp forms
  21. Library cards (at least they were for my library. WooHoo)
  22. Poop…yes POOP smeared on the pages (Seriously nasty…insert gag sound here)
  23. Toothpicks (possibly used…who knows)
  24. Notes informing future readers that the book sucks (pasted inside book by patron)
  25. Sticky notes listing all of the character of the book (interesting and very detailed)
  26. Lottery tickets (no winners… dammit)
  27. Business cards
  28. Spiders (dead)
  29. Health insurance cards
  30. Homework and study guides
  31. Boogers (also known as boogies)
  32. Paper clips

Not nearly as exciting Drop box finds:

  1. Letters from patrons including their fines
  2. Water damaged and moldy books
  3. Donations with living bugs in them
  4. Keys
  5. Solicitations for fundraisers (with instructions to only buy from them)
  6. Plastic bags

I’m sure that I’m forgetting to mention some interesting finds but it is Sunday, which might as well be Monday. LOL Next week we’ll cover book donations. Now that’s going to be really interesting.

What unusual things have you found in books? Share your finds in the comments.